Fact or fiction

 So, a guy breaks into Pelosi's house, in his underwear with a hammer and zip ties. He then allows Paul to use the restroom, in private of course, just because you are a criminal doesn't mean you aren't considerate. No security around the house to detect his presence. All he needed was a simple hammer to gain entry. Well, at least he was considerate enough to have the broken glass on the outside of the door wouldn't want to get glass in the carpet. So, Paul while using the bathroom calls 911 on his cell phone that just happened to be in there charging. Yeah, it is where I leave mine all the time too. Being the sneaky guy, he leaves a cryptic message calling the man David and he is a friend. Guess he was thinking the guy might be listening at the door. Of course, I may have simply locked the bathroom door, called 911 and started screaming for the cops to get here now! Hey, but that's me. I get it, Paul is 82 and so climbing out the bathroom window may not have been an option for him, or it was the second floor. 

 I've heard many other scenarios being proposed, gay lovers spat among them. Who knows, fact is often stranger than fiction. I did hear the local Sherrif saying how no one should be saying anything different than what the cops report. It's a very bad thing to do and could cause more problems. The admonishment was to only say what the "officials" say. He says there is no evidence to support anything other than what was reported. And without evidence we should never say a thing! Secret depositions taken in the basement by undisclosed sources notwithstanding. That stuff is the gospel truth! It was so truthful they couldn't even tell us who said it! Trump was impeached twice on allegations alone, with no evidence to support either time. But I'm supposed to buy this story? Kavanaugh faced the same inquisition and where was the proof? There wasn't any.

 It was reported that Paul wasn't attacked until after the police arrived. What were they doing. Two guys in their underwear faced off with hammers. Yes, there is a second hammer. Makes sense given the stance on gun control in California. Should have banned them damn hammers! At least one of them may have been smuggled across the border. The guy had rope, zip ties and a hammer but no pants? Yes, a political operative for sure. I don't know what was going on there but there is a lot more to this story than what is being told. The whole thing just doesn't make any sense whatsoever. That being said, maybe it is as I first thought, just some crazy person. Fact or fiction? Shame Paul wasn't packing. That second amendment comes in handy in situation like that.