If Only

If only other people could see and hear me as I do I'd be a star !
Now before you start on me saying how conceited I must be you know you have said the exact same thing hundreds of times.
Whenever you sing along to your favorite tunes you just know you sound as good as the orginal singer.maybe even a bit better. If you can't quite reach that note you know you bend it so if fits perfectly, C'mon you know it.
You know you are looking good,! Just look at the poor unfortunate souls around you. Some are just plain ugly. Sure you could lose a few pounds but hey who couldn't. Wear the right clothes though and man I look great ! In the bathroom after a shower you know you look good in the mirror,especialy when it has just a little haze to it. Yes sir,just a dab of makeup for the ladies and a good clean shave for the guys and you are looking good. Whats' up with these other people ? Can't they see anything ?
And how come other people are so dumb ? You know you are smarter than almost every one of your friends. Now you know you are not the "smartest" one but damn you are close. And to make it worse they won't listen when you try to tell them something. They think they are smarter than you ! Can you believe it ? Its' been that way since you were a little kid. You've always known it but trying to get others to see it is almost impossible.
Now for most of us our Mom and Grandmother would tell us how good looking and smart we were. We didn't believe them. After all, these are the same people that said spinach tasted good !
Your brothers and sisiters said the opposite. They were jealous and still are ! Your father had no comment,unless you're a girl, then you are beautiful. After all no man wants to say I fathered an ugly child.
As for all the other people they are just trying to get everyone else to notice them. Beware of anyone telling you how smart or good looking you are they are up to something. Even your teachers in school held back some on your grades and you knew it. That A should have been a A+ but it wasn't because he/she didn't want to admit you were as smart as they were.
If only other people would take a good look they would appreciate me for the good looking,intelligent,compasionate,caring,loving,generous,understanding,empathic,and down right shining star that I am.

Now be honest, Isn't that what you were thinking ! You know you were.