Celebrity deaths. We have had a number of them lately. The tributes are airing and according to the media the world is mourning. Ozzy and the Hulkster are gone now. The passing of Hulk Hagan did come as a bit of a surprise, I wasn't aware of his health issues. I have seen him lately hawking his American Beer, brother. The end of an era. That's another one of those phrases you hear whenever some celebrity passes away that has been around for a while. Ozzy and Hulk qualify for that statement I suppose. To be honest I couldn't tell you with 100% certainty any song Ozzy Osbourne ever did. I have been a fan of professional "wrasslin" for at least forty years. My sons did have the Hulk Hogan work out kits, eating their vitamins and saying their prayers. But, the thing is I never knew either one of those men. They are just entertainers to me. I make no pretense of experiencing any deep sense of loss or sadness. They died, everyone dies.
I find it all a bit disingenuous, this outpouring of grief by the general public. People acting like these folks were somehow close personal friends. Almost as though they had some association with them. They didn't. The vast majority have never met those folks. Going to a concert or the wrestling match isn't meeting those folks. Neither is having them sign an autograph, especially when you pay for that, or you wore their tee shirts, again one you purchased. I realize this will all pass quickly but it annoys me. I suppose it is because I lack empathy, at least that is what I've been told. Well, when it comes to losing someone I loved or admired I know how that feels, helpless. That's the feeling, there is nothing I can do about that. It doesn't change the way I feel about them and it doesn't change the way I interacted with them. It also doesn't change whatever they did or did not accomplish in their lives. It's my belief we are all immortal. The thing is we want to remain mortal.
I think that is what all the mourning, the outpouring of grief and despair is really all about. If this celebrity can die, so will I. Seems to come as a shock to some folks. For others it is an opportunity to extract the last few dollars out of that celebrity entertainer. There will be a surge in sales, no doubt about that. I did grow up in New England, known for being somewhat stoic and practical I have inherited that trait. That isn't to say I can't be excitable, I certainly can, but I do tend to be more practical about most things. For the last twenty something years I have lived across the street from the funeral home. I see several funerals a week, I have known very few of the customers.
Now being right across the street I have noticed the volume of mourners and how varied they can be. I'd say, as a general rule, the younger the deceased, the larger the crowd. I'd also say those that belonged to some fraternal organization tend to have a larger group of mourners. Why is that? My thought is they all enjoy a bit more celebrity than some others. I watched just the other day as a little grey haired grandmother stood at the rear of that hearse and watched as her husband was loaded into the back. She stood there alone! Over on the sidewalk stood maybe five people. When that procession left just three cars followed. I felt a much deeper sorrow for her than I have for any celebrity. Was that a bit of empathy? Am I growing soft in my old age.
With these celebrities I view all of that as more of a virtue signal than genuine grief. People love to associate themselves with celebrities. That celebrity doesn't have to be a great person or even a good person, they just need to have fame. You can associate with the most notorious of criminals if a sufficient amount of time has passed. The amount of time is proportional to the crimes committed. As for myself, I don't expect many mourners at all. What I'm saying is, I won't be disappointed. It'll be great though if after I'm gone tributes were held! Testimonials even listing my virtues, my writings and accomplishments. How much the world will miss me! Well one good thing is certain, the bill collectors won't be able to find me, I'll be underground. Still I've always thought, a man should have a marker. That's what that headstone actually is, a marker.

















